Why British think 80% of M’sians coming to UK to study law?

Why British think 80% of M’sians coming to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I’m here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i’ve been here for a good twenty years, and I’d say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they’re here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That’s really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr…

Happy Birthday Sim Wee Haw!

Happy Birthday Sim.See i still remember your birthday.hehee Getting older day by day huh.:P Wishing you all the best in everything you do. Eh, faster come back laaaaa! Edward is back ady,and next is Jenn Yett!

Again,

Okay,next i am feeling a little happy today,don’t know why,but i am.As i said, Edward Mah is back and he is demanding so much.He wants to go for steamboat,shashimi,and who knows there would be a longer lists of things he wanna eat.Eh, you think i so rich meh?

Ok,we go eat,You SETTLE the bill!One more,YOU DRIVE!hohohoho

Discrimination = Pain in that somebody’s ass!

Okay.I don’t understand why people discriminate.Not only towrads skin colour but as well as what we wear and etc!

Skin colour is not the thing,(cause i also discriminate at times..haha so i am a big pain as well ).But it will be a bigger pain when it comes to other matters.In example, brands of clothes, car that we drive and so on.

So,do you all think that a bloody t shirt from giordano is useless and cannot be wore?Will it be necessary to get a similar design shirt and pay 10 times more for it will be the better option? I mean,everyone knows we are paying so much for the name,nothing else.Maybe at times, the quality is better. I don’t say that people who buys branded clothes are all like that but, there are some who are totally insane in the sense that putting a automatic NO towards cheaper clothes.

Next,cars! So,if its not a prestidge car,its not good huh?

There are too many examples to tell, but the most irritating one is that they look at those who cannot afford and start laughing at them.What the hell,who do you think you are to that? You are just one lucky bastard who digs money from your parents and buy all those expensive stuffs.Bear in mind,you didn’t earn that money back yourself.

Again,i never say all those who wear expensive clothing and have tons of cash are like that.Only to certain people who actually did this right in front of me.’Slap you’

I think its damn obvious someONE just did that and that is why i am so pissed right now.I really hope that bloody idiot reads this post!Read it and know yourself.

Last but not least,EDWARD MAH is BACK!yay..!i am soooo happy..he is back and this mean that there would be more outings now.hhaha..:)

Updates :)

Firstly, Happy Anniversary Dear! Another month passed,still love you so much.Remember, be good

Did nothing much during the weekend.Hand up my assignments on Friday,on time!Yay! Then had lunch at MidValley with all my great friends,ahem,then something happenED.God Bless,i don’t know what made me say out all those harsh words.Sorry dear.

Then i headed home,good Ansyn came along.I cleaned my house.I did the vaccuming and the boy did the mopping.Hhaha,Ansyn can do housework.Not bad right?If ever anyone wants him to do housework,make sure you have strawberry yogourt milka and julie’s love letters in the kitchen.He mop one time,he eat one thing. But still,for a guy..ok larr although i did most of the job.

Had a farewell lunch with cousin yesterday.He is living soon.Going abroad to study aerospace engeneering.Not bad huh,a future uniform man.I love uniform man..look so good and this is why i always wanted to marry a pilot!I love pilots.

Oh one more,sorry Aaron for not replying your message,i slept off.

Sleepy and Tired..

Firstly,I’m in college now,typing my assignment.I think i will be skipping lecture later.Argh..i feel real guilty.

Secondly,many had done my true friend test thingy..Not bad,not bad.Thanks to all who had spent time to do.To Mr.Lim,how can you get so low? bad boy! To Jonathan Chua..why you’re so kiasu?Get low marks not happy,must do again..didn’t get high marks again,then complain!You 2 people know me so long also cannot score..shame shame!BIG SHAME..

And Sim,i thought you are coming back very soon?How come now December?Give a good explaination!

Work,Work,Work!

I’ve so much of assignment to do.So much of law essays!Argh! I hate law at times.So much to read and so much to write.

But then,if i don’t do it,mummy says i will be a beggar!

I am only halfway through my Constitutional law assignment and i got to hand it in by tommorrow, Friday 20/04/2007,latest 12pm! Guess i will be burning my midnight oil lamp again today.Sob! Sob!

Nevermind,look at the brighter side,Edward will be back very soon..few days time.Yay! And most probably i might go to Bangkok to shop next week due to the long weekend holiday.Weeee!My retail theraphy.

So,for that,i told myself..sit down quietly,and do your work…then can go shopping.Good right?can buy many many things..hahah..

Will update more.Cheers.

Dimple or Nipple?

My high school principal sister,another Ms.Goh told me this story.A real story which was covered up by the Malaysia’s Government.It is all about this famous singer Siti Nurhaliza during her performance in the United Kingdom.

Reporter : Hi Siti,so what’s your physical attraction?
Siti Nurhaliza: My NIPPLE!

And there goes the whole convention centre where she was being interviewed during her performance at the Royal Albert Hall.BIG CHAOS, to be more precise, LOTS OF LAUGHTERS.Actually what she meant is her DIMPLE, not NIPPLE!

What a big shame huh?No wonder these days the Education Ministry is focusing so much in English Language.

I guess there is so much more to brush up Malaysians..even me myself. Argh!

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I AM BACK! :)

I am BACK

Okay..it has been a really long time i took a break from blogging.Its not that i am lazy or what..but then some bloody asshole deleted my blog! To be exact, that bugger changed my password. Nevermind,i was just too stupid to resetit till recently.

So,i’ll start blogging again.Happy reading people.:)